SERVE THE SERVANTS Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-Appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought A down payment on another One at salem's lot Serve the servants - Oh no That legendary divorce is such a bore As my bones grew they did hurt They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore there is nothing I could say that I haven't thought before Serve the servants - oh no That legendary divorce is such a bore--------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENTLESS APPRENTICE Like most babies smell like butter his smell smelled like no other he was born scentless and senseless he was born a scentless apprentice Go away - get away, get away, get a-way every wet nurse refused to feed him electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets there are countless formulas for pressing flowers I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heart-Shaped Box She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for a week I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back Hey Wait I've got a new conplaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hate Haight I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your prieless advice Hey Wait I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself angel's hair and baby's breath Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back--------------------------------------------------------------------------- RAPE ME [Original form:] -------------------------------+ Rape me, my friend | Rape me again | | I'm not the only one | Do it and do it Again | | Waste me | Taste me, my friend | | My favorite inside source | I'll kiss your open sores | Appreciate your concern | You'll always stink and burn | | -------------------------------+ [My Form:] Rape me Rape me my friend, Rape me, Rape me again. Chorus: I'm not the only one [x4] Help me, Do it, and do it again. Waste me, Rape me, my friend. Chorus My favorite inside source, I'll kiss your open sores, Appreciate your concern You'll always, stink, and born. Chorus Rape me Rape me ...--------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRANCES FARMER WILL HAVE HER REVENGE ON SEATTLE It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing to hear you're asking wherever you get your way I's so soothing to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same I miss the comfort in being sad In her false withness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they gloar or drown Our favorite paitent, A display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground I muss teh comfort in being sad--------------------------------------------------------------------------- DUMB I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy my heart is broke But I have some glue help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around] And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And I have a hangover...Have a hangover Skin the sun Falkl asleep Wish away The soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck Soothe the burn Wake me up I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun--------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERY APE I am buried up to my neck in Contradictionary lies I take pride as the kind of illiterature I'm very ape and very nice If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive. I've seen it all I was here first Out of the ground Into the sky Out of the sky Into he firt--------------------------------------------------------------------------- MILK IT I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphns Doll steak, test meat I won my own pet virus I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit My shit is her milk Doll steak, test meat Look on the bright side is suicide Lost eyesight I'm on your side Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing Lack of iron and/or sleeping Protector of the kennel Ecto-plasma Ecto-Skeletal Obituary birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery--------------------------------------------------------------------------- PENNYROYAL TEA I'm on my time with everyone I have very bad posture Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea I'm anemic royalty Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh enternally I'm so tired I can't sleep I'm a liar and a thief Sit and drink pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty I'm on warm milk and laxatives Cherry-flavored antacids--------------------------------------------------------------------------- RADIO FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Speak at once while taking turns Second-rate third defree burns What is wrong with me What is what I need What do I think I think This had nothing to do with what you think If you ever think at all Bi-polar opposites attract All of a sudden my water broke hate, hate your enemies Save, save your friends Find, find your place Speak, speak the truth--------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOURETTE'S Cufk, Tish, Sips Note from Michael Heacock: Cufk, Tish, Sips are rearrangments of the words Fuck, Shit, and Piss--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALL APOLOGIES What else should I be All apologies What else should I say Everyone is gay What else could I write I don't have the right What else should I be All apologies In the sun In the sun I feed as one In the sun In the sun I'm married buried I wish I was like you Easily amused Find my nest of salt Everything is my fault I'll take all the blame Aqur scafoam shame Sunburn with freezeburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy All in all we all are--------------------------------------------------------------------------- GALLONS OF RUBBING ALCOHOL FLOW THROUGH THE STRIP -whatever * Devided American Dollar Purchase Incentice Track
